Slippy Slipperson's: Black 'Le' Shrimp' Socks

It's what's wrong with the world. There's just not enough quality socks! And by quality, I mean Slippy Slipperson socks! These are the kind of socks you put on one foot at a time. These are the kind of socks you look down at and say, "Yeah, it's gonna be a great day!" 

.: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
.: 3 different sizes
.: Ribbed tube
.: Cushioned bottoms